Following in the footsteps of the Ugliest Fruits And Vegetables slideshow, comes this veritable smorgasbord of fruit and vegetable "porn." Since we love celebrating vegetables in all forms, we though we'd get silly with some provocatively-shaped treats. Regulars to HuffPost Green will recognize our good ol' friend, the parsnip. This time, however, he's joined by all manner of funny, indecent friends.